#7 Big Changes Big Ocean
My Dear Sweet Baby Kitten, Our home, the only one you have ever known, the one I have lived in for the past 19 years, will no longer be ours in about 25 days. It occurs to me that since the apartment building was built in 1988 and we moved in 10 years later That we have lived there longer than anyone. Since you were almost always home and outlived all our other cats, you hold the distinction of being the living creature to have spent more hours in that apartment than any other living being. Congratulations! Maybe I'll leave a brass plaque inscribed with your auspicious honor. It'll totally be worth my security deposit. In this case, it might be better that you are no longer among us. You would not like what is about to happen, and for that matter the holders of our lease would not like you. It's in writing: "No pets!" Sorry, no offense, some property owners are just haters man. It is a smaller place, one less room. There is a garage, but you would not...